Where the Antelope Once Played the Elks Have Strayed

by Pasadena Adjacent



The BPO Elkes #1625 of Lancaster California refer to themselves as the “Rage of the Sage.” Linda Dove on the other hand refers to herself as Linda Dove. I suppose she rages in private but then again I wouldn’t know. She has wild parrots as friends. She told me that she once won a pound of bacon. She had me over for a “lets beat the crowds” 4th of July celebration (held on the 2nd). You might say I saw fire in the sky before you did. I also saw Linda’s parrots in the sky. Guess what? I make parrots. Linda hasn’t seen them.