Mojo Risin’ Improvement Center

by Pasadena Adjacent

Are you tired, run down, listless? do you poop out at parties? are you unpopular?

The answer to all your problems is in this well stocked Botanica. Centrally located on East Slauson Avenue in the “arts” adjacent community of Huntington Park

Got issues? wise and courteous council is on hand to assist you

Got enemies? how about colorful figurines carrying sharp objects? The perfect display for the well dressed mantel.

MVI_7083, originally uploaded by Access Palm 2009.

Did my gift of “bring me love” soap work for Senorita Susan? Would she have been better off if I had sprung for the horses tail?

.One can also stock up on other objects of wish fulfillment (and at reasonable prices). Afterwards you might choose to head next door to purchase an exotic live pheasant. Hungry? cross the street and pick up a $6.99 steak dinner at Norms.

“Mojo” with African roots; perhaps Gullah, was popularized by blues musicians (and the Doors). It is said to refer to a small red flannel cloth bag containing a magic charm and herbs that is tied with a draw string and worn under clothes to bring good luck.