Pasadena Adjacent Pledge Drive
by Pasadena Adjacent
Pasadena Adjacent’s annual report indicates a decline in viewer visits. It appears that people don’t appreciate “wonders in concrete” the way they once did. This sag in enthusiasm has sent our Sales and Marketing division scrambling.
In search of fresh ideas, we recently sent our interns to a “social networking” event. Sales and Marketing decided since everyone “thinks outside the box” we ought to return to it. Our projected outcome is to expand our audience among the tip earning class. Shareholders will be pleased.
Defacing US Currency
It’s also good business to have a back-up plan. According to the social networking pros, creating “buzz” is out. Based on the theory bad publicity is better then no publicity, it’s now all about “Flame Wars.” Appealing to google search engines through select tagging, reassures the shareholders that your capable of bringing the anti-social behavior of anonymous voices to your frontier. It’s not about content people, it’s about the numbers.
….and lighting the match
Circumcision: Yes – God won’t like you if you don’t
Circumcision: No – why? the French don’t.
Gastric Bypass Surgery: Yes – poor people are too fat
Gastric Bypass Surgery: No – it’s cheating
Breast Feeding in Public: Yes – it’s natural
Breast Feeding in Public: No – boobs are for sex
and the gold standard of flame wars
Pit Bulls: Yes – loyal to the core
Pit Bulls: No – they ate grandpa
Team Pasadena Adjacent: Increasing blog traffic one click at a time