Rudy’s Road to Riches or Ruin?
by Pasadena Adjacent
Rudy Martinez; caught red handed? VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE
Rudy Martinez; above the law? (arboreal obliteration machine) VOTE VO
Rudy Martinez; leaving the scene of a crime? (in a rusty van) concerned citizen Walterrr explains VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VO
Disclaimer: We at Pasadena Adjacent are not responsible for the following unpaid political endorsement of Jose Huizar. This blog entry contains information that may be deemed inappropriate for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards.
Election results: Jose Huizar wins. Trees breath a sigh of relief
~Editors Update – tree still missing as of 8/10/2013~
Pasadena Adjacent 
Rudy Martinez is a house flipping reality star. He’d have you believe the York Blvd renisance is his doing. Doesn’t like government involvement (or trees) getting in the way of lining his pockets. He’s endorced by the Los Angeles Times. Northeast district Incumbent Jose Huizar, is pro South West Museum, open space (Elephant Hill), the Arroyo Seco and historical preservation. He’s endorsed by La Opinion.
Vote Tuesday
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You should have worked for Jose’s campaign team, this is so good. Good luck tomorrow, Jose.
Our Editor responds: Rumor has it that Rudy is taking bids to re-do the South West museum. Plans are underway to convert it into a council member mansion. It’s vital that we get out the vote and stop the insanity!!!
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That’s the best blog disclaimer I’ve ever read.
If Rudy lived in Norway he would be prosecuted for murder. There, trees have rights.
Our Editor responds: If Rudy lived in Norway, upon death, he could have his body freeze dried, put through a wood chipper and placed as mulch under a newly planted tree. Atonement
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*Swiss and Dutch, maube Norweeeegs too. I don’t know. It’s all Ikea to me. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant_rights
Pee ess. I luff the pitchurs.
Our Editor responds: the Dutch are a righteous people (and not German)
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Eerie scene of the crime photo.
Our editor responds: and your opinion on the craftsmanship of the “self actualization arboreal death machine”?
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Christ dying in his rusty van? What the heck is he talking about?! He seems loco to me. I’ve heard radio tidbits about this acrimonious race but you and Walterrr have provided the clearest picture. Let’s hope that’s the last tree Rudy ever has the chance to kill in Highland Park – or anywhere.
Our Editor Responds: from the content of your comment; you may be the only one that fully understood this post. To bad your not living in pit bull friendly north east Los Angeles. It’s how we swing.
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Rudy who?
Our Editor responds: thats our position. A footnote in local history. Nothing more / nothing less
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Good God, man, finish that concrete!
Sacremente . . .!
Our editor responds; Burying the competition f o r e v e r? good suggestion
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Alas, I’m not allowed to vote in this one.
Our Editor responds: You could move here. Much more cluck for your buck
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Alas, it’s best that I’m not allowed to comment on this one. ;)
Our Editor responds: We appreciate that. We’re a small organization that can only handle one crisis at a time ;)
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Maybe Dr Rudy Martinez could change his name and get a new gig
Our editor corrects
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This one took me a few minutes – being totally apolitical.
The top picture says it all.
Our Editor responds: We would also hope that the captivating text and campaign speech give credibility to the incriminating painting.
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And he was so sure nobody was looking.
Our Editor responds: Rudygate
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I woke up this morning realizing I had misspoken.
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A rusted out van in SO CA? Tell me it came from the rust belt! It’s probably all for good ol’ boy image, I’ll bet the old fart has a Corvette or something equally cliche in his garage. All pols are alike.
Our Editor responds: It appears the van’s vin number was filed down with no traceable pink slip. Through salted rust and pollin spores, FB(eye) investigators believe it may have come from W00Dys used car lot in Peoria
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Rudy Martinez
A. Road to riches
or
B. Road to ruin
{Answer} B
“Si Se Puede!” José Huizar City Council District 14
also
Voters approved a measure to increase funding for the city library system. Below is Highland Park’s Arroyo Seco Branch Library. Our third library replacing a 1950’s built library which replaced a 1909 Carnegie Library which was exquisite (file under “what were they thinking?”)
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i LOVE the Grant Wood pic. Loved this political fight, since it was so shameless and they used to be friends and even look alike in some pics. I think you put Jose over the top PA!
Jose won me over when he did the 9-mile historic Los Poblodores walk with us, from San Gabriel to Olvera Street. He’s got commitment.
Our Editor responds: Our favorite Martinez ploy was to send out a photo of a plaque on the wall of Huizier’s office showing Mr Huzier photoshopped into a Godfather poster. Vilifying Huzier as the evil “bossman” intent on creating a work place of fear. Turns out it was a plaque given to Huzier by the “Sons of Italy” club.
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I’m glad Jose won for your sake, PA. And for the trees. Or the tree. That Rudy seems like a wacko in that video.
Our Editor responds: FB(eye) sources tell us that the video was made “after” the alleged disappearance of the city owned street tree. It appears as if Rudy, in a fit of remorse, begins to show over-identification with the wood used in the crucifixion process. Stockholm Syndrome?
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