Box Jesus was saying if you believe in the Rainbow Bridge, you are blessed. Blessed with a silly mind, maybe. But I want you happy, so…..hey look what’s that pretty thing in the sky over H’Land Park?
Thanks for the first question. You’ve voiced my concern, and in such peaceful tones. I feel much better. Too bad Jesus couldn’t answer it. Maybe his loudest supporters can spin it for us.
Did you see tonight’s 60 Minutes piece on monastic monks on a mountain top in northern Greece? VERY impressive. They have more applicants than Harvard does. Hard to dismiss.
And yet . . .
Maybe I’ve already offered the country song, “Drop Kick Me, Jesus, through the Goal Posts of Life”?
I appreciate and respect the warning label on Jesus in a box. Apparently JIAB presents a choking hazard for both the beleiver and nonbeliever alike. Whosoever puts Jesus in a Box unto thy throat may experience the next world sooner that thoust thought.
Dear Sir of Hollywood. When are you folks going to get a decent wig. My patented hairdo could be reproduced and sold worldwide for a nominal licensing fee. Everybody wants to know where I got my hairdo, I can guarantee it would jump off the toupee shelves.
Reminds me of the Magic 8-ball I had as a kid. But this is much better because the answers are way more ambiguous. Religions have been founded on less.
You are so smart and clever that it is amazing. I am always surprised and delighted by the sheer creativity of your posts. Wow. Very impressive piece of art.
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You’ll find the answer to some of your questions on my Easter Bunday post. And yes, Tovah is in heaven. Billy Graham said so.
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Box Jesus was saying if you believe in the Rainbow Bridge, you are blessed. Blessed with a silly mind, maybe. But I want you happy, so…..hey look what’s that pretty thing in the sky over H’Land Park?
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Now I know the etymology of cryptic.
Jesus in a Box is second only to Touchdown Jesus. Once a year? This should be a monthly series.
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Ha! That was brilliant. I needed a good laugh. Thanks for getting my Easter off to a great start. I’m ready to be born again.
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Thanks for the first question. You’ve voiced my concern, and in such peaceful tones. I feel much better. Too bad Jesus couldn’t answer it. Maybe his loudest supporters can spin it for us.
Fab fab fab post.
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Who is this Jesus?
Does he have a six-pack?
Can I get him in dark chocolate?
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Jesus in a box could have had a brilliant career doing voiceovers. Or possibly announcing golf or curling.
Happy Easter, my darling little heathen.
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I wrote something, then read the other responses. I said something very close to what AH said.
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zen koans?
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Did you see tonight’s 60 Minutes piece on monastic monks on a mountain top in northern Greece? VERY impressive. They have more applicants than Harvard does. Hard to dismiss.
And yet . . .
Maybe I’ve already offered the country song, “Drop Kick Me, Jesus, through the Goal Posts of Life”?
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alltime favorite post, could listen to it all night in the vortex
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I think I’m going to order “the establishment wig” for when I have to deal with “the man”
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The blue eyes on Jesus are so real!
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I appreciate and respect the warning label on Jesus in a box. Apparently JIAB presents a choking hazard for both the beleiver and nonbeliever alike. Whosoever puts Jesus in a Box unto thy throat may experience the next world sooner that thoust thought.
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Dear Sir of Hollywood. When are you folks going to get a decent wig. My patented hairdo could be reproduced and sold worldwide for a nominal licensing fee. Everybody wants to know where I got my hairdo, I can guarantee it would jump off the toupee shelves.
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Reminds me of the Magic 8-ball I had as a kid. But this is much better because the answers are way more ambiguous. Religions have been founded on less.
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You are so smart and clever that it is amazing. I am always surprised and delighted by the sheer creativity of your posts. Wow. Very impressive piece of art.
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Love the palm frawns.
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are you done with Jesus?
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Mr. V, you mean this is a rented Jesus?
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Can Jesus be passed around the party like a bag of chips? If so, I have dibs.
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Jesus H. Christ! Perfomance art with a boy doll.
I’m anticipating something like a Star Wars theme music to start any minute.
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Jesus en una caja
“just like Jesus” not like Jesus” LOL (I’ve got my eye on the Curly Cut as it looks like that guy has a guitar…)
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Bless you, my child, for you are touched with genius.
Shanna 12:45
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Most I can express is, I am not sure what to say! Except needless to say, for the superb tips which have been shared on this blog. I will think of a zillion fun approaches to read the posts on this site. I think I will ultimately take a step employing your tips on those things I could never have been able to deal with alone. You were so thoughtful to let me be one of those to profit from your helpful information. Please realize how much I appreciate it.
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It is rare to find an experienced person in whom you can have some trust. In the world in the present day, nobody really cares about showing others the answer in this subject matter. How lucky I am to have now found a really wonderful website as this. It is really people like you exactly who make a real difference these days through the thoughts they talk about.
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I just wanted to inform you about how much I actually appreciate anything you’ve provided to help enhance the lives of men and women in this subject matter. Through your articles, I’ve gone out of just a newbie to a skilled in the area. It’s truly a gratitude to your initiatives. Thanks
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Are you serious? Hells yes you are, this should be required reading. with your permission, I will make that happen.
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Hey cupcake, you’re getting spasmatic spam.
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Spamatics are gainfully employed “Teddy Boys”
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Like dear Saint Francis of Assisi, I am wedded to poverty, but in my case the marriage is not a success.
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